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Dream Synopsis — I’m just a tad north of Elysium, wandering in a Field of Buttercups with Butterflies butterflying about and a Stream of honeysuckle-tasting water lazily meandering in the Verdant Valley with a not-too-hot Solar Orb skyward and I close my eyes as I hear her voice then realize I’m actually dreaming I’m in Costco (again), nude and standing before the Sample Lady who tells me in a cloyingly voice to wit, “What do think this is? Valhalla? One sample only per customer.”